The office is full of talented officers
Never get tired to investigate cases of murders.

Fredie’s tube light takes time to glow
ACP Pradyuman is the leader of such flow.

Whenever there is any kind of complication
Fredie is the one who is responsible for this situation.

The one who knows to use all ‘Koogle’ Tools
Vivek is the name of that dumb fool.

People think “this guy wants to hypnotize us”
Thanks to ACP’s rotating fingers.

Abhijit is the guy who flirts with Dr. Taarika
CID ka fan hai har ek bachcha.

Daya is name of our showman
Ends the case with just one slap.

(Special Thank You to my good friend Jason. His poem was tweaked by me to make it  suitable for CID. Original poem was about our First Year classroom.)

INTRO:  Well here exams are the one which most of the students worry about simply!  Not anything else. So just chill. Do you know how to pass?  No I’m not going to give you completely serious lectures but will give a humorous as well with simple explanation (if you think it’s not, feel free to say so by commenting).

1. Stay tension free. Don’t study almost anything till the last moment:
*WTH! How are we supposed to pass then?*

You will. That’s my favorite method. And believe me I always got good marks.

Somebody had once said, and rightly, a person performs better under pressure. You see you won’t forget what you had learnt few days back. Will you? Hey! Also have positive approach with confidence that you can do it.
But I used to study some subjects; mostly Languages & Maths; at literally last moment. That is when only 1 week or….. Just a day before the paper!! And I’m not kidding. They were easiest subjects for me. And yes in spite of that I used to got almost full marks in Maths on some occasions. Geography & History were also favorite subjects but not after 7^th Std. I used to start with other subjects at least 2 weeks in advance. THIS IS THE BEST METHOD, trust me… or don’t trust me.

2. Study: *Are you serious?* , Somebody just asked.
NO! I’m not getting serious.

There are students who start studying as soon as their academic year gets over or when school/college reopens. DON’T DO IT. Enjoy yourself and with others. Now what I meant by study was not text-books (and those books which you borrow from old students mostly on insistence of parents). Try to study something different altogether, something which has got nothing to do with “studies”. That will help you later, I promise. Or else YOU CAN SUE ME.
So if you have not studied anything what your teacher had told you to, your “real studies” will come to your rescue. That’s because you can learn so many things they will be answer not only to your questions in life but ‘exams’ too!

3. Fluke: Just Fluke It because Nothing Is Impossible.

When nothing is on your mind and you still want to attempt then this method may do wonders. However not recommended if it’s for exams where negative marking rule is applicable. The way to approach it is a bit complicated and risky.
If it’s for MCQ (Multiple Choice Question) then you can either tick mark your favorite alphabet/numerical given, if any or like one of my friend tick just one option for all questions! He says at least one will be correct if not all. And hey sometimes ½ or 1 mark (or more) matters a lot. So you can use it.
Here if there is option called ‘None of the above’ or ‘All of the above’ then tick mark it. That’s my style. I believe they exist for some reasons in this world. Or else why would they give it?!

4. Cheating: If you want to pass at “any cost”.
Now there are many methods of doing so. Will tell you only few of them which I have come across.
PS: – If anything goes wrong then I shall not be held responsible. Also WordPress as wells as I don’t encourage it. This “information” is just “for your knowledge”.
1) Right & Left Hand Rule (RLHR) – You may have studied about Right Hand Rule or Left Hand Rule or Thumb rule or whatnot. Here you can do some magic with your hands. Give your ‘Happy To Help’ pug err… pal hints of which question you want answer to.
NOTE: - What’s very important here is timing. And you should inform him/her in advance before answering your paper. Then when you want help get their attention towards you. After that show them the magic. NOW when you do this your pal’s eyes should be on your hands to understand the magic trick. While yours must be looking at Hitler! This method is also known as ‘silent assassination’, in honor of Hitler. \m/

2) Write on your body- C’mon. There are many uses of your body. Don’t let it go waste. It’s THE MOST safest place!! You can scribble all that you want. And no one is likely to come and check.

3) Passing the parcel- Pass the answer sheet. And for that you need to have an extra one. That you can get from the supervisor. Or you can ask for one sheet and hide it and use it another day, as per your “needs”.

4) Big mouth- Another place where your big mouth can really become a big mouth. Ask others… They will most probably tell you the answer.
5) Chits- I have only heard my friends say this. They say you can print full text-book in small font on a thumb size book. LOL

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via These are the days…

*A survey asked, “If you found a wallet with the owner’s address inside, and there was $100 in the wallet, would you keep it?” No, of course not! I’d spend it.

*”I ran a marathon… across, not lengthwise.” -Demetri Martin

Now, the funny folks over at Begeek have taken this further and have extended this comparison to guess what the next 2 revolutionary devices of Apple would be – iBoard and iMat!!

Brilliant! Isn’t it?

The population of Tigers in India is decreasing at a alarming rate.
This is the time that someone stand and take this campaign to the height of success.Although this is supported by Aircel(a telecommunication company)in association with WWF-India, MY Sincere URGE  to you is not to look it from commercial point of view but as a responsibility which we owe to our nature.

Hope you join it and help in making a difference. Lets help in keeping the population of our heritage(Tigers, in this case) more or less constant if not increase. CLICK on  the link below and Save Our Tigers | Join the Roar.
Link: http://gotaf.socialtwist.com/redirect?l=8540301205046619159141

The judge ignores the outburst and says to the defendant, “You are also standing trial for killing your wife’s parents with a hammer.” Again from the back of the courtroom, the same man stands up and yells, “That total rotten IDIOT”.

“Excuse me,” says the judge, “I know emotions are running high in this case, but we have to maintain order.”

“I’m sorry, Your Honor!” says the man in the back of the court. “It’s just that I lived next to this guy for ten years, and every time I asked him if I could borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one!”

*A girl said to me, ‘I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual.’

I said, ‘I’m not honest, but you’re interesting.

* Q: How did the blonde burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

*Girls can be stuck up.  This girl I’d run into a few times said, “Sorry I haven’t accepted your friend request yet.” I said, “Don’t worry, I don’t even keep track of Facebook.”  She said, “What’s Facebook?”

I was shocked that teacher didn’t ask us about other students.

At 2:30 Rovan arrived(actually he happens to be the first person everyday to enter) only thinking that no one saw him but Praveena had.She came with her friend.So thats it.Only 5 students attended.It was small experiment of prism for Jason and me and we finished by 4pm. Rovan came out after 30 minutes.

LETS REWIND A LITTLE BIT………..

After I and Jason came near sit-outs, there were questions thrown at us as to why we attended…….We told them Maalti has asked for a absent note.But Maalti was stupid enough to assume that all had gone for Rahul Gandhi’s political program in Panjim.Somehow we let Maalti know that its not like that but the real truth is………as u know.

NOW COME BACK ………….

Came back to same place where they were standing and chatting this time with Rovan only to see 3 girls-Astrid,Pooja,Yuga-running after Rovan to catch him and fight over non-issue,according to me.I hate such things….bunk at your own leisure and don’t expect support from your peers……

Astrid ‘cursed’ something to me but i don’t believe in such rubbish.Called us idiots.Hey,I am an IDIOT.The fight was taken to Facebook and she removed the connection between us.(News coming in just now its not only me but Jason too-ha ha LOL).Status update by her and me.Comments followed.I updated about it on Twitter.

Aal Izz Well thats what I am saying……….

UPDATE:Well Malti had to believe what we had told her after one funny incident.
Astrid and Rovan were fighting in Lab over some issue. Then they both cooled down. In the dark room Rovan came with Malti to get his electrical connections verified but Astrid thought he complained to her about their fight. That was it.
Astrid started telling everything about Rovan,even saying how he ‘fooled them’ on that day. Malti was completely shocked. But the story got a happy ending.CHEERS

There is one person whom I hate so much for tweeting to such an extent that his tweets mostly contains lots of untidy mentions(@username).But can’t unfollow him/her(no way I am going to revel that person’s identity) for sometimes that person’s tweets are useful.
As I post this blog this will become my 100th tweet (twitter is connected to WordPress so no wasting of time copying the link).
And finally A BIG THANK YOU to all those you took ‘pain’ in following me.So tweet about yourself and most importantly about others.